The God of Lost and Misplaced Bits

There must be a god of lost and misplaced bits. When you send a document to the printer and it doesn’t print, or when you send an email and it never arrives, where do those messages end up? All those countless documents are composed of even more countless bits of zero or one. Someone went to all the effort to ever so carefully set each of them. All that care and intention in sending them on their way must have an effect. It empowers the god that must receive and destroy them. Otherwise, the ocean canyons would already be half filled with them. They would be slowing down the internet, messing up traffic signal timing and causing all kinds of other problems. Pray that someone has a shrine.


The Guern